Honey, I want a divorce!
Wayne ran in frantically. He was scream-whispering the whole time. Diane didn’t know how to respond, so she just started being bitchy.
“Diane! Diane! For gosh sake’s, take a look at this spoon!”
“Fucking what, Wayne?”
“The spoon! By jove, you remember that ridiculous idea I turned into a machine that shrank everything to a tremendously small size… don’t you?”
“Fuck off Wayne. I swear to God if you tell me our kids are miniature again, I’m going to fucking lose my shit.”
“That’s exactly what I’m saying!” cried Wayne.
Diane grabbed the spoon from Wayne’s hand and looked at it quickly. ”You fucking prick… this looks like a bunch of fucking ants. Wayne!” she cried, before casually tossing the large wooden spoon into the trash.
“You fucking liar! I want a god-damned divorce!”
[Roll Credits]
— An alternate ending for Honey I shrunk The Kids; while it was originally meant to be a segway into Honey I Shrunk The Kids: Part II, the unfortunate circumstances involving Rick Moranis’s death (and subsequent death of Joey Lawrence in the same car addicent) put the kibosh on the smooth transition that studio execs had planned.
