Oh yea? Well when’s the last time you did anything fucking useful Willie? Why don’t you do me a favor, and get those two retard fucking kids of yours to fetch me a few fresh cats. I’m hungry as a motherfucker.
No?
Fine, I’ll do it myself, but you’d better not say a god-damned thing about it. And call your weed guy, I’m running low.
Alf during one of his notorious on-set temper tantrums. Rumor has it that Christian Bale was on-set during one such flare-up, and based a future outburst during the filming of Terminator: Salvation on Alf’s foul mouth, penchant for violence and unpredictable activity, and strange obsession with nuclear disarmament.